Via Theo Spark:
So we’ve got a new pope. His name is Francis. It took the College of Cardinals, what, 15 minutes before agreeing on a new leader for the Catholic Church, the largest multinational conglomerate since Howard Johnsons went into Chapter 11?
Despite serious theological and fashion conflicts that make the problems between East Coast and West Coast rappers look almost trivial in comparison, the cardinals were quickly blowing more white smoke than a studio session featuring Snoop, Wiz Khalifa, and Kottonmouth Kings.
Compare that to the U.S. government, which hasn’t passed an actual budget in years. That’s supposed to change over the coming weeks, as a new budget season gets underway, just in time for spring.