Would you let teen lesbian Justin Bieber give you a tattoo?
Would you let a dude with leprosy give you a prostate exam?
Meh, there are just some things that sound so fucking wrong from the get-go.
No need to think your shit out or talk to the peeps or sleep on it.
But tattoo artist to the fucked up stars, BangBang, just doesn’t give a shit.
He lets the troubled divas who haunt his establishment take a lick at inking his leg. Which I guess is a thing that you could pawn off as being super fucking cool if Marley and Morrison are etching their dank designs on your leg, but Justin Bieber coloring a cartoon character with the name “Swaggy”?
I’d rather have a hipster Chinese symbol and flaring hep-C.
If Bieber thinks his tattoo work is going to get him some street cred on the inside, good luck.
He’s better off with a Helvetica font tat above his ass that reads, “Don’t rape me here and earn $10K”.