This only confirms my forever suspicion that hockey players get more tail than any other people on the planet.
Local sports reporter Susannah Collins was probably flustered from having sex with three Blackhawks players just before her on-air word slip.
Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. But sometimes that cigar is your dick and you’re lighting it up nightly. If you’re a hockey player.
This kind of shit never happens to bloggers. Life continues to be unfair.