Natalie Portman used to be the shit. The bomb.
The little Jewish girl who could.
I’m not sure what happened to her.
She married a gay ballet dancer and they somehow produced a child and then she disappeared after what appears like many months of hardcore fasting.
No woman should ever have bony cheeks.
It’s a sign that they hate food.
And women who hate food also hate men.
I paint with a very broad brush.
Still, just to be safe, find yourself a girl whose eyes light up at the Hometown Buffet.
She’s probably going to be fun in the sack.