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Jesus And The Shroud Of Turin

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Merry Christmas Everyone!

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Buffalo Throws Lion Into The Air To Save His Friend

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Claire Danes Gets Plowed In New Homeland Season. What Does This Mean For Syria?


I love my grandparents for winning a World War and procreating, but I got stuck at their place this weekend which means endless hours of cable network news.

I just can’t see one more bad CGI rendering of boats firing cruise missiles and hitting targets in another one of those Middle Eastern countries where everything is rubble and decay before the bombs even hit.

I get most of my national security knowledge from artificial, scripted, TV shows.

The TV is how I learned about sex and how to build a bear trap, it’s good enough for keeping informed on the world.

I dig Homeland.

The Muslims are treacherous bastards and the Americans are weak lying sex addicts.

That seems fair.

Claire Danes almost ruins it with her nervous mouse head jarring about.

But, based on this advanced look at the season three premiere at the end of the month, at least we get to see her get popped on a staircase.

Oh, yeah, spoiler alert. Fuck you.

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Nobel Peace Prize President Obama Calls For War

Via Disclose.tv:

President Barack Obama says he has decided that the United States should take military action against Syria in response to a deadly chemical weapons attack.

But he says he will seek congressional authorization for the use of force.

He says congressional leadership plans to hold a debate and a vote as soon as Congress comes back in September.

Obama says he has the authority to act on his own, but believes it is important for the country to have a debate.

Military action would be in response to a chemical weapons attack the U.S. says Syrian President Bashar Assad’s government carried out against civilians.

The U.S. says more than 1.400 Syrians were killed in that attack last week.

Meanwhile Russia dramatically escalated its denunciations of American threats to attack Syrian military targets on Saturday, as President Vladimir Putin called the arguments about chemical weapons that underlie the U.S. case “utter nonsense”.

The Foreign Ministry said a U.S. attack would be a “gross violation” of international law.

Speaking out for the first time since an alleged chemical weapons attack near Damascus on Aug. 21, President Putin called on President Obama to find a nonviolent way out of the crisis.

“I would like to address Obama as a Nobel Peace Prize laureate: Before using force in Syria, it would be good to think about future casualties”, Putin told Russian news agencies in Vladivostok during a tour of the country’s flood-stricken Far East.

“Russia is urging you to think twice before making a decision on an operation in Syria”, he said.

Next week’s Group of 20 economic summit in St. Petersburg would be a good forum for discussing the Syrian issue, he said, “so why not take advantage of it?”

The White House argued Friday that intelligence shows more than 1.400 people died from exposure to chemical weapons in an attack carried out by the Syrian military.

President Putin said he was sure the attack was the work of rebels trying to provoke international — and especially American — involvement in the Syrian conflict. The regime of Bashar al-Assad, he said, would have had no reason to use chemical weapons at a time when it had gained the upper hand in the fighting.

“While the Syrian army is on the offensive, saying that it is the Syrian government that used chemical weapons is utter nonsense”, Putin said.

On top of that, he said, the Obama administration’s “claims that proof exists, but is classified and cannot be presented to anybody, are below criticism. This is plain disrespect for their partners”.

Putin’s comments were soon underlined by a stern statement from the Foreign Ministry. After U.S. Ambassador Michael McFaul had finished a meeting with Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Rybakov on Saturday, the ministry declared, “Russia has expressed its conviction that any forceful action against Syria that the U.S. could carry out in circumvention of the U.N. Security Council would be an act of aggression and a gross violation of international law”.

Putin said he was surprised by the vote in Britain’s Parliament on Thursday not to join a U.S. attack on Syrian military targets. “It shows that there are people guided by common sense there”, he said.

Putin said he and Obama have not discussed Syria since the alleged chemical weapons attack occurred.

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Irina Shayk Models Bikinis For Beach Bunny


Whenever I go to extended family or large social functions and people ask me what I do, I always say I’m a pornographer. It’s simply the best way to get people to leave you alone.

Nobody ever asks you, “Oh, yeah, what kind?” or “Who do you work for” or shit like that.

They just slowly edge their children away from you allowing you to get easier access to the bar.

But what I’d really like to be is a bikini designer.

It seems like a pretty easy job.

You take what you did the last time, change the colors a bit, add a different kind of knot, then you get some crazy hot chick to model it and everybody calls you a genius.

Also, if you pretend to be gay, you get to hang out in the dressing room where all the girls change. I could do that.

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